Previous:
Worked for the WWF picking up penguins when they fell over.
Expertise:
SEO, online consultancy, online PR
Sam’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… 24, Matthew Reilly, PS3, Manchester United, Chilli con Carne, Sophie (daughter) Steph (wife!) “In that order..”
- Is definitely… one of the best SEO consultants in the UK
- Would love to… own a Maserati Quattroporte Sport
- Wishes he was… 20 years younger
- In another life would be… Luke Skywalker
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Adam started his first business when he left University and never looked back!
Expertise:
Onsite optimisation, PPC, Link Building
Adam’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… my wife, kids, blackberry, laptop and road bike
- Is definitely… passionate about SEO
- Would love to… travel Europe with my wife and kids (and own a classic Shelby Mustang)
- Wishes he was… free from rugby injuries
- In another life would be… Ron Burgundy from Anchorman!
Previous:
National and Regional Journalist, Consultant for International PR Agency Burson-Marsteller, Head of Campaigns for Sport England, Director of Ava & Grace online handbag boutique, Director of HB Associates PR Consultancy
Expertise:
Public Relations Strategy and Implementation, Marketing, Internal Communications, Event Management, Project Management, Copy Writing
Helen’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… Champagne and my Blackberry
- Is definitely… looking forward to beating Adam at a triathlon… one day
- Would love to… cycle around the world
- Wishes she was… running a little campsite in Champagne
- In another life would be… Jack Nicholson’s wife
Previous:
Freelance TV/Corporate Producer Director – background in photography
Expertise: Creative Flair, continuity, directing shoots and edits
Stephanie’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… Marmite
- Is definitely… dramatic
- Would love to… live by the sea
- Wishes she was… a professional ballroom dancer
- In another life would be… captain of a ship
Previous:
Emma started life as a Freelance Graphic Designer
Expertise:
Account management, various amazing link-building techniques, social media
Emma’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… Abercrombie and Fitch hoodies, peanut butter M&M’s, my camera, sleep, sunshine.
- Is definitely… a Taurus
- Would love to… live in New York
- Wishes she was… Channing Tatum’s girlfriend
- In another life would be… myself
Previous:
Graduated from Leeds Metropolitan University with BA (Hons) in Business & Sports Development, then jumped straight on the Custard train.
Expertise:
Research and development, link building, social media marketing
Matt’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… 7Up, Blackberry, my laptop
- Is definitely… OCD
- Would love to… own a Lamborghini!
- Wishes he was… a good singer!
- In another life would be… a Formula 1 driver
Previous:
Lancaster County Council
Expertise:
Looking after both our suppliers and customers accounts and queries.
Tony’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… my wife
- Is definitely… addicted to triathlons and running
- Would love to… watch PNE in the Premiership one day
- Wishes she was… 30 years younger
- In another life would be… Indiana Jones!
Previous:
Made the jump from in-house SEO monkey to Custard guru after getting a 1st class degree in English from Lancaster University.
Expertise:
Onsite SEO, PPC, Excel wizardry
Matt’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… My iPod
- Is definitely… obsessed with Excel spreadsheets
- Would love to… know the Google ranking algorithm
- Wishes he was… a little less like Ross Gellar
- In another life would be… Superted
Previous:
Many fingers in many pies. Worked in retail, marketing & managed two online e-commerce sites.
Expertise:
Account management, competitor analysis, link building… the list is endless
Laura’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… My Hubby Jay, my two beautiful girls Naomi and Eve and the rest of my family!
- Is definitely… a busy woman. Work, kids and husband… there’s no stopping me
- Would love to… be a millionaire (wouldn’t we all?!)
- Wishes she was… Beyonce. The clothes, the dancing… minus Jay-Z though!
- In another life would be… a Kardashian
Previous:
Graduated from the University of Central Lancashire with a BA (Hons) in Journalism
Expertise:
Content writing, presentation and eureka light bulb moments
Lauren’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… My blackberry
- Is definitely… random
- Would love to… tandem skydive
- Wishes she was… Vivienne Westwood for one day, think of the designer clothes!
- In another life would be… a princess
Previous:
Graduated from UCLAN with a BA (Hons) in Journalism and worked as a copywriter for an online travel directory before joining Custard
Expertise:
Writing press releases and articles, maintaining social media accounts, making brews!
Kaleigh’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… Good Charlotte, cups of tea and my iPod
- Is definitely… the best brew maker in this office!
- Would love to… be able to sing (I think a lot of people would agree with this!)
- Wishes she was… a better cook
- In another life would be… a Hogwarts student!
Previous:
Preston College & Priory Sports and Technology College
Expertise:
Link building, blog management, CMS specialist
Rick’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… music
- Is definitely… proud of coming 844th in the world at Fantasy Football
- Would love to… play for Manchester United
- Wishes he was… a little bit taller
- In another life would be… a shark
Previous:
Preston College, Fulwood High School
Expertise:
Blog management, graphic design, turning the internet off & on again.
Adam’s bits…
- Couldn’t live without… energy drinks
- Is definitely… an obsessive music fan
- Would love to… find a veggie alternative to Maoams
- Wishes he was… better at guitar
- In another life would be… exactly the same (you can’t improve on perfection)
Previous:
Barman at San Marco in Preston, Hutton Grammar School & 6th Form
Expertise:
Link building & blog writing
Jake’s bits…
• Couldn’t live without… my iPhone, the weekend, Preston North End.
• Is definitely… a bit of a football nerd
• Would love to… own a Mitsubishi Evo VIII, learn Italian and see Preston play in the Premier League.
• Wishes he was… a better footballer, a professional writer
• In another life would be… a billionaire!
Previous:
A little modelling after my football career was cut short
Expertise:
Tea, coffee, online PR
Tom’s bits…
• Couldn’t live without… hair gel, low-cut v-neck t-shirts, my leather pants
• Is definitely… scared of his boss
• Would love to… meet my hero, Shane from Westlife
• Wishes he was… Rick Walker
• In another life would be… a flamenco dancer

















